New year's here and this is the start of a new year for the year is new to a year that was new....don't understand? too F**king bad shithead..awww thats mean....
my new year's resolutions will be listed right here where else.... therefore thou shall show thy resolutions to thine world...which i don't even understand one single shite...cause obviously my engrish sucks to the core of the earth...
1.Change and be a jerk and asshole
2.Be one of those rock star posers and dress like one and act like one
3.Kill those emo kids
4.Burn the churches
5.Rape a girl
6.Train and be a wrestler(no offence just an example)
as you can see those above are simply too unrealistic except that i can do the first 4...but and i mean but...george is never that bad...well i hate it when i am not bad...i WANNA BE BAD!
ok instead this is the real resolution list
1.Dress and act like a rockstar
2.Get back to GOD
3.Try to understand girls better
4.Long hair
5.Treat friends better if i did not
6.Get my band together for crying out out!
7.Confidence
8.Sexay body with at least 8 packs cause 6 is not enough
9.A pool master
10.Moderate Drinker
11.At least stop wearing specs
12.Getting rid of my gay pimples
13.KILL that POSER
14.4 GPA for the rest of this year
15.Being of poly standards
16.Be a intermediate DRUMMER
17.Lastly...not to let people think i am satanic because they don't know the real theory behind satanism...
so this is what i should do for this coming year and i believe i can do most of them without doubt....
well wish me luck!
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