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Name:George Toh A.K.A GORGE/Ah Siao

School:ITE TAMPINES, if you want a fight feel free to msg me, 1 v 1, one buddy as support for the fighter, don't fight like a sissy...

Date/Of/Birth:27/06/88 BITE ME

Hobbies:Gaming,
Computers,Drums, Music(Mostly Metalcore),Tutorials On My Hobbies,Street Soccer, Pool And Photoshopping

Dreams And Ambitions:i have no more dreams, dreaming is false hope

Horoscope:Cancer who cares anyways?

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teh million dollar qu3stion

should gorge?

a)cut his fucking hair?
b)style it like those fucking gay emo cunts
c)keep it long like a true metalhead
d)fucking change sex
e)limpei don't fucking care this son of a bitch

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how to tell....part 1

how do you tell if that person was a "religious freak"?

1.carries a bible in his bag even when he walks the dog
2.looks at you and smiles at you like you know him for ages
3.that smile he gave you has a small smirk
4.he starts a conversation with a prayer
5.starts a converstation with a bible in hand and asks you to flip on your imaginary bible to revelations and read the whole damn chapter and tells you that you are like them and God will forgive you and blah blah..
6.starts a converstation with a girl asking her..."hey, do you know jesus?"
7.if you offend God he screams back with his eyes wide open like he saw a ghost trying to control his anger:"I LOVE GOD,GOD LOVES ME, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU! NOW GIVE ME YOUR HAND AND I'LL SAY A PRAYER!"
8.he eats bible verses for breakfast
9.without milk
10.thinks and looks foward to everyday thinking its the second coming of jesus
11.when he sees something with horns he grabs the cross on his neck like a terrified chicken getting ready to be chopped on the GANK screaming for God
12.looks like a geek in a black suit

no offence to the christians out there...just trying to be funny like dane cook...even though it ain't funny cause its my jokes...more to come..if i can think of more

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cheese for my bread...

fucking cheese fuckers stole my cheese...now i cannot eat my bread...CHEESE BUN!

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rofl...my bad...

It is time to attend the media conference called to announce my new Cabinet. I read out my line-up.

"Sissy, Love, Hole, Cock, Cunt, Quim, Kachng, Crotch, Bollocks, Lampar…"

The whole room was stunned into silence. Something is not right. I looked at the list. Oops, that was the line-up for my World Cup Dream Team: Cisse, Love, Cole, Cox, Kahn, Quim, Carsen, Crouch, Ballack, Lampard.

Wrong list. I looked at the other list I had. It was the list for the Second-rate Team. That's the correct list.

oh and by the way...my hand is recovering after that wall punch and it should be ready to whack soon..can't wait...

somebody's gonna be own3d!

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morning...

guess what happen? i woke up and instead of having birds flying over...i saw flying fish..OMG! it was awesome..and they said hi to me...they even sang through struggle...only thing was the constant muffled sound covering like the song was playing underwater...i tell you...i am so fucked up now...FUCKING HIGH! THE FISH GOT BRUSH TEETH!

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lets copy...

since i got nothing to do, i'll post something, today or LAST FRIDAY I THINK, i read about other blogs bitching about other blogs like what this blog is trying to do, and by the way i ain't offending no gay...then after that i went to school and saw some birds flying...MAN THE BIRDS SO CUTE! i could just catch them and hug them then bite their heads off...after that wait for the fucking bus then saw some girl "LE"...very chio "WOR" i fucking gave her a stare and she laugh at my acne...AW SO CUTE! after that i don't give a fuck i left the bus...wah i tell you the girl "STAB(step?) YI GE"...i go school half-high, half-siao, half-horny, half-wtfyoucallit? then walk that fucking small gate where "COOL" people are fagging or wait i mean smoking and walk over the path that tall guys need to bend to get fucked doggy style, and guess what? I SAW THE SAME BIRDS FLY! man one day i must talk 1v1 with the bird and ask them why "BO JIO" me? maybe add a question asking them whether they got brush their teeth or not? or wait not teeth but beaks... and then, GOSH! i saw a flying piggy, SO CUTE looks alot like terence but with a cigar...you know terence don't smoke cigar but cheap ciggs...oh well, i slap that pig with my ultimate lvl 3 and from nowhere i heard "HOOOOLY SHIT" and i lvled up...that pig dropped a "DIVINE VODKA" oh fuck, that damage " KAN ZI TEH SONG" what 30+ extra damage...i tell you i slap a girl she can fly like those birds i said earlier... after that i went to rent some skate to skate to the forth floor for my lesson and "SUN BIAN" learn how to skate and refresh my mind...but i nearly fall and broke my leg again...kao i keep on falling leh...like no end..you know that movie wtf was that? ehhh oh yeah..CLINKS? yeah the bone wtf fall inside the mid river like no end no mana ww and nearly tio GB wah! and my bones like him nearly broke because of the gravitational force e=mc2 cock stuff, DAMN F**king pain lor. so i decided to change to bike cause...i sibei bo liao..but next time i learn again lor, cause must need determination which i don't have and perserverance after buying void stone for 900 and some endurance from the new version..

after that hor, i "PINGPONG?" school go watch movie with my friends...wah must take bus 76 lor...GO TO MY HOUSE WATCH PIRATED LEH...after that hor we got downstairs kopitiam burger queen buy burger...wah kao the counter knn sibei f up one...i ask for extra sugar for my kopi she don't want give me...WTF! so i call my friend hold her face while i cast finger of pain lvl 1 into her eyes...wah kao the red zap damn bright i nearly blind leh somemore can hear first blood!...i think she tio 450 damage...wah i tell you i sibei pro leh...no one can beat me! hahaha i "stab yi ge" only...ok lah i go kun liao....tomorrow i going out with sai

oh and one last thing... LIFE HAS TO GO ON LEH, CAUSE IT'S CCB FATED YOU KNOW?

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hmmm

you want an update? well this is an update! FUCK YOU!

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disgusting shit...

i saw something way disgusting that its way beyond desciption...damn its so fucking disgusting, shit...maybe one day i shall tell that to a innocent girl...oh fuck she's gonna hate me for that

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I think...

i broke my finger after punching the wall in school after being so high....way too stupid

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interesting yet...funny?

what kind of penises does dota heroes have?

1. dwarven - small but long range
2. tiny - rocky
3. treant - twiggy
4. techies - exploding
5. tormented soul - bombastic
6. pudge- that might sound too disgusting
7. skeleton king - bring back to life after a battle
8. magina - drains energy
9. pandaren - splits into 3 mighty...
10. lich - cold
11. balanar - grows only at night
12. bloodseeker - bloodseeker (don't ask why)
13. knight davion - becomes a dragon
14. ogre magi - has 2 heads
15. rikimaru - oh! where is your d*ck?
16. terrorblade - can duplicate themself
17. troll - he will go to organism in 1 sec
18. nerbian assasin- spiked
19. prophet - his d*ck was around by deep jungle !!
20. naix - suck blood from p*ssy

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30/30-150

thirty thirty one fifty remembers...

thirty thirty one fifty HATES....

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rotting in hell

whoever said that i like the band H.I.M shall rot in fucking hell...you know who you are

i never like fucking love metal and gay power pop shitty emo faggots fuckturds of the century..

music and not their attitude, think!

metal, hardcore whatever thats fucking hard FTW! emo ain't the only genre with screaming shitheads

best of all christian metal...

this basically owns the debate

FUCK THOSE CUNT PUSSIES EMO SHIT

for the record i ain't gay, not happy? BITE ME THEN! BITE MY SHINY METAL HAIRY WHITE ARSE AND STICK IT UP YOUR SNOTTY FUCKED UP NOSE.

cheers,
fellow metalhead gorge

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art update...

a few pics i've improve after the sketch...this time theres color! WOW! check them out...



tim lambesis the vocalist from one of my fave band AILD





dan jacobs the guitarist from another one of my fave band atreyu





and lastly the usual gang....dyed hair=fungi...bloody hell need to erase to make the pic better especially gy's hair

CnC at the tagboard

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compare the difference






compare this old secondary pic and a pic from end of last year after my dislocation with the current pic

what do you see? yeap the obvious of course...my face gets worser...lets see how worse can it get, only time can tell

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