should gorge?
a)cut his fucking hair?
b)style it like those fucking gay emo cunts
c)keep it long like a true metalhead
d)fucking change sex
e)limpei don't fucking care this son of a bitch
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how to tell....part 1
1.carries a bible in his bag even when he walks the dog
2.looks at you and smiles at you like you know him for ages
3.that smile he gave you has a small smirk
4.he starts a conversation with a prayer
5.starts a converstation with a bible in hand and asks you to flip on your imaginary bible to revelations and read the whole damn chapter and tells you that you are like them and God will forgive you and blah blah..
6.starts a converstation with a girl asking her..."hey, do you know jesus?"
7.if you offend God he screams back with his eyes wide open like he saw a ghost trying to control his anger:"I LOVE GOD,GOD LOVES ME, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU! NOW GIVE ME YOUR HAND AND I'LL SAY A PRAYER!"
8.he eats bible verses for breakfast
9.without milk
10.thinks and looks foward to everyday thinking its the second coming of jesus
11.when he sees something with horns he grabs the cross on his neck like a terrified chicken getting ready to be chopped on the GANK screaming for God
12.looks like a geek in a black suit
no offence to the christians out there...just trying to be funny like dane cook...even though it ain't funny cause its my jokes...more to come..if i can think of more
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cheese for my bread...
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rofl...my bad...
"Sissy, Love, Hole, Cock, Cunt, Quim, Kachng, Crotch, Bollocks, Lampar…"
The whole room was stunned into silence. Something is not right. I looked at the list. Oops, that was the line-up for my World Cup Dream Team: Cisse, Love, Cole, Cox, Kahn, Quim, Carsen, Crouch, Ballack, Lampard.
Wrong list. I looked at the other list I had. It was the list for the Second-rate Team. That's the correct list.
oh and by the way...my hand is recovering after that wall punch and it should be ready to whack soon..can't wait...
somebody's gonna be own3d!
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morning...
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lets copy...
after that hor, i "PINGPONG?" school go watch movie with my friends...wah must take bus 76 lor...GO TO MY HOUSE WATCH PIRATED LEH...after that hor we got downstairs kopitiam burger queen buy burger...wah kao the counter knn sibei f up one...i ask for extra sugar for my kopi she don't want give me...WTF! so i call my friend hold her face while i cast finger of pain lvl 1 into her eyes...wah kao the red zap damn bright i nearly blind leh somemore can hear first blood!...i think she tio 450 damage...wah i tell you i sibei pro leh...no one can beat me! hahaha i "stab yi ge" only...ok lah i go kun liao....tomorrow i going out with sai
oh and one last thing... LIFE HAS TO GO ON LEH, CAUSE IT'S CCB FATED YOU KNOW?
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hmmm
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disgusting shit...
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I think...
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interesting yet...funny?
1. dwarven - small but long range
2. tiny - rocky
3. treant - twiggy
4. techies - exploding
5. tormented soul - bombastic
6. pudge- that might sound too disgusting
7. skeleton king - bring back to life after a battle
8. magina - drains energy
9. pandaren - splits into 3 mighty...
10. lich - cold
11. balanar - grows only at night
12. bloodseeker - bloodseeker (don't ask why)
13. knight davion - becomes a dragon
14. ogre magi - has 2 heads
15. rikimaru - oh! where is your d*ck?
16. terrorblade - can duplicate themself
17. troll - he will go to organism in 1 sec
18. nerbian assasin- spiked
19. prophet - his d*ck was around by deep jungle !!
20. naix - suck blood from p*ssy
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30/30-150
thirty thirty one fifty HATES....
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rotting in hell
i never like fucking love metal and gay power pop shitty emo faggots fuckturds of the century..
music and not their attitude, think!
metal, hardcore whatever thats fucking hard FTW! emo ain't the only genre with screaming shitheads
best of all christian metal...
this basically owns the debate
FUCK THOSE CUNT PUSSIES EMO SHIT
for the record i ain't gay, not happy? BITE ME THEN! BITE MY SHINY METAL HAIRY WHITE ARSE AND STICK IT UP YOUR SNOTTY FUCKED UP NOSE.
cheers,
fellow metalhead gorge
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art update...
tim lambesis the vocalist from one of my fave band AILD
dan jacobs the guitarist from another one of my fave band atreyu
and lastly the usual gang....dyed hair=fungi...bloody hell need to erase to make the pic better especially gy's hair
CnC at the tagboard
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compare the difference
compare this old secondary pic and a pic from end of last year after my dislocation with the current pic
what do you see? yeap the obvious of course...my face gets worser...lets see how worse can it get, only time can tell
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