how do you tell if that person was a "religious freak"?
1.carries a bible in his bag even when he walks the dog
2.looks at you and smiles at you like you know him for ages
3.that smile he gave you has a small smirk
4.he starts a conversation with a prayer
5.starts a converstation with a bible in hand and asks you to flip on your imaginary bible to revelations and read the whole damn chapter and tells you that you are like them and God will forgive you and blah blah..
6.starts a converstation with a girl asking her..."hey, do you know jesus?"
7.if you offend God he screams back with his eyes wide open like he saw a ghost trying to control his anger:"I LOVE GOD,GOD LOVES ME, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU! NOW GIVE ME YOUR HAND AND I'LL SAY A PRAYER!"
8.he eats bible verses for breakfast
9.without milk
10.thinks and looks foward to everyday thinking its the second coming of jesus
11.when he sees something with horns he grabs the cross on his neck like a terrified chicken getting ready to be chopped on the GANK screaming for God
12.looks like a geek in a black suit
no offence to the christians out there...just trying to be funny like dane cook...even though it ain't funny cause its my jokes...more to come..if i can think of more
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